United Church of God Joins Up With God's Only Doubly Blessed True Leader To...
Those aging but fun guys sitting at United Church of God's headquarters are starting to let their ecumenical side come forth! James Malm will be FURIOUS! They have joined forces with Almost Arrested...
View ArticleLCG Northeast Men's Training Camp This Weekend: Where The Men WIll Learn to...
Faaaaaaabulous pink shirts will be provided!The much anticipated men's weekend is here. LCG men have been letting down on their masculinity, so they are heading out to the woods to pound their chests...
View ArticleBREAKING: Grace Communion International to Move HQ To North Carolina
While we have long enjoyed our home office being located in Southern California, the location in the USA isn’t necessarily a huge factor impacting our international operations. However, when we focus...
View ArticleCognitive Dissonance
In psychology, cognitive dissonance is the mental stress or discomfort experienced by an individual who holds two or more contradictory beliefs, ideas, or values at the same time; performs an action...
View ArticleThe date that Christ is to return on has been finalized
It's Time Church of God, has set forth the true and final time table for the return of Jesus Christ. How many of these people will the COG members have to listen to till they wake up and realize they...
View ArticlePowerful, Knowledgeable Women Are Not Welcome Nor Are Pesky Kids
Armstrongism has always had an issue with strong women. Highly educated women were not the ideal for Ambassador College or the church. Women were to be subservient to all men. Women came to...
View ArticleWhy Do COG Ministers Preach About So Many Silly Topics?
I had a news alert today regarding Almost Arrested Elisha Elijah Joshua Amos Doubly-Blessed Chief Overseer Bob Thiel. It was about his latest online sermon. Poltergeists and Lying Wonders.Who sits...
View ArticlePhiladelphia Church of God: The Army of Liberators?
The Church of God has always found life to be hard a fight to live. We were constantly battling some evil force as we struggled to advance a few yards towards the kingdom. Satan was always there in...
View ArticleWere the New Testament Writers Mistaken?
All fundamentalist and literalist Christians have grown up with the following scriptures burned into our minds....I Thessalonians 4:15-17 "...For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a...
View ArticleSelf-Appointed Prophet Claims That The Govenment Will Soon Be Attacking Them...
One thing the church has been really good at is creating a "persecution complex" in many of it's so-called leaders. They self appointed themselves as leaders, started their own splinter personality...
View ArticleJust What Do You Mean Astro-Theology?
Just for fun....Astro-theology was the results of early humans looking up at the night sky in absolute wonder believing that the lights and the pictures they produced were the gods and spirits that...
View ArticleThe Most Disrespectful Church of God Dares to Teach About "Respect"
Leave it to an aberrant splinter cult of the Church of God that is ensconced on its compound in the middle of Oklahoma to lecture its members and children on how to be "respectful." Mind you, this...
View ArticleTalking Serpents and Flaming Swords--Not Your Father's Sunday School Story
"Hi there....."Genesis 3:1Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the...
View ArticleHear No Evil, See No Evil: Why does the ministry turn their back on abuse in...
There was a comment made on the blog of the Chief Pharisee today that asks why no one dares challenge the leadership of the Churches of God. The question that really needs to be asked is why do the...
View ArticleDid You Get Your Wedding Invitation From Church of God In Truth Yet?
One of the many splinter cults to break off of Armstrongism was the Church of God in Truth run by James Russell. Russell, like all other other splinter cult leaders believes he has the only truth out...
View ArticleUCG Still Struggles To Make Its Self Relevant
The minutes are out of the latest Council of Elder's Report. Here are some of the highlights.Chairman Ward welcomed everyone. He commented on the smooth transition from the previous chairman, Robin...
View ArticleJesus King of the Jews vs. Jesus Son of the Father. Who goes home?
Is it just a coincidence that the two men brought before the people by Pilate, one to be released and one to be executed, were both named "Jesus"? Is it just a coincidence that one was called by the...
View ArticleThe Accuser of the Crazy Self-Appointed Ministers
Today started of with one of the most hilarious posts that Bob Thiel has posted in a long time. The Almost Arrested Elisha Elijah Joshua Bob had an epic millennial melt down this morning. His...
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