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David Passover Pack: I Have Not Been Tired For 190 Days
Since David Passover Elijah Pack is the world's most superfantabulousus man running the world's most superfantabulous work it is in inconceivable that he would EVER get tired!I told you at the Feast...
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David Passover Pack: Will The Islamic Nations Soon Honor Me As The Real Elijah?
Being born tot he world's most favored parents, David Passover Pack has such an important lineage to his name that even the Muslim hoards might soon be looking to him as the Elijah they have been...
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David Passover Elijah Pack: Will soon be preparing 70 million people for the...
David Passover Pack cannot even get 1,500 people to follow him let alone 70 million! No one is jumping ship to his group even after releasing 130 points on why he is so superfantabulous.119: The final...
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David Passover Pack: Will He Soon Kill 102 Pursuers (Critics) and 50 COG...
Elijah's carnageIf he doesn't think he will do this then why mention it? Oh wait, he does....make up your mind Elijah Passover!!!Sermon 2 1:10:00 120: Elijah executed a hundred and two pursuers...
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David Passover Pack: Disappointed that nitpickers don't appreciate the TIME...
Passover Dave's mantraPoor Passover Dave. He has pastored thousands and thousands of people over the decades and they are nothing more than a bunch of nitpicking whiners who fail to appreciate the...
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David Passover Pack: Will He Be Unleashed On The World At Supper Time As He...
David Passover says his job is to be a hot poker from a fire poking around. He is still butt-hurt that some many ministers and members have left him. He is shocked that they did and of course has to...
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David Passover Pack: To those outside the RCG there is no other ONE possible...
Dave is still stinging from the fact that tens of thousands of COG folk did not jump to his ship the past two to three years. There is no human leader in the Church of God or anywhere on this earth...
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David Passover Pack: All manner of healing will ONLY be taking place within...
Only David Passover and his little band of merry makers will be healed by God of ALL MANNER of sickness and disease. Nothing is too great or too small for David Passover's god to heal Healing cannot...
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David Passover Pack: Make the stupid people realize I am the ONE and ONLY!
A real speaker who has prepared his material before hand always has a concluding statement that summarizes what he has been speaking about. David Passover concludes with a sentence that has no meaning...
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David Passover Pack: I Trained In The Backseat Like Joshua
Back seat training is never easy!Apparently the entire Bible was written as forerunner of David Passover Pack and his amazing life. Who knew that we were reading about him all these years!43 – This is...
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David Passover Pack: If It Wasn't For Me We Would All Be Lutherans Or...
The mind of Armstrongites is always an unused thing that goes to waste.44: Joshua pointed people to Moses time and time again. It was a critical task that he had. Moses' name is fifty seven times in...
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David Passover Pack" Just as Joshua was to Moses; I am to Herbert Armstrong
While David Passover Pack now declares he is Elijah, he also claims the title Joshua. As Joshua in the modern age, he compares his amazing life to that of Moses and Joshua in Hebrew scriptures. Moses...
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David Passover Pack: Though My Writings Are Not Scripture, They Very Likely...
When you deny something too many times it really means you believe it will happen. Humble David Passover actually believes his writings will become scripture. OK Brethren, let's turn to the book of...
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David Passover Pack Pulls A Bob Thiel: I Am Doubly Blesssed And Therfore Elijah
What's with the COG leaders who think they are now "doubly blessed?" First there was prophet and Chief Overseer Bob Thiel declaring his double blessing and now its David Passover Pack. Which one is...
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David Passover Pack: It's Part of My Personalty To Mock
David Passover admits he is here to mock other COG leader and member. Not as if any of us never knew.... Moses had a strong hand; bring any names to mind? How about Arm-strong. Interesting. Now, every...
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Frank Nelte, UCG, COGWA, LCG and Others are DESPERATELY wanting go join up...
Except for those in the Church of GodDavid Passover is still dreaming that scores of COG ministers and members will soon be jumping ship into his personality cult. They are just itching to do it!...
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David Passover Pack: My Home Town of Lima, Ohio Is A Greek Name For "Remnant"...
Lima Ohio: The hometown of the world's most superfantabulous human to EVER exist!David Passover is so desperate to validate his Elijahhood status that he seeks far and wide to find things that his...
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David Passover Pack: If You Are A True Follower Of Me You Will Also Be Taken...
If you are a true believer of David Passovers Elijah-hood and turn over all of you financial gains, then you too can be whisked off to Dave Passover's secret place. Imagine how fun THAT will be!55:...
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David Passover Pack: Joe Tkach Sr. Was A Modern Ahab That Was Out To Get Me!
David Passover is now whining that Tkach Sr. was out to get him. I am sure that Tkach Sr. knew what kind of abusive moron that Pack was and most likely had a good reason, if this is true at all!...
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David Passover Pack: I Have Already Started Training The Prophets, But They...
David Passover thinks that the two witless witnesses are in his chruch and are currently being trained by him. The problem is he doesn't know who they are and they don't know. What a convoluted line...
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