Dave Pack: I have Much More To Tell You But Pain-in-the-Ass Bloggers Will...
Poor Dave. Everyone in the blogisphere seems to be getting on his nerves! How dare we mock God's most important man to live since Jesus! How dare we mock the leader of the worlds most...
View ArticleDave Pack: My 'god' Feels It Is More Important To Let The Church Know About...
Dave feels it is vitally important that his god has to inform the Restored Church of God before he does the next big miracle. Otherwise the members are too stupid to know what is happening. What a...
View ArticleDave Pack Is Already Facing Stiff Opposition From Splinter Group Ministers
I looks like Dave's Great Reunification is hitting some bumps in the road. Many COG ministers are letting members know what an idiot Dave is and he doesn't like it. When they speak out against god's...
View ArticleDave Pack Presents A Hilarious List of 6 Proof-text's for the Complete...
Here are Dave's vital six points on the complete obliteration of the Churches of God when his god kills the three major splinter group leaders this month.Complete Destruction!We learned that God is...
View ArticleDave Pack Tries to be Humble and Can't Grasp the Concept
Dave is such a humble man that he would NEVER EVER dream of pretending to be a prophet. Dave also wants you to know that he does NOT EVER spout personal opinion! Though, Dave does want us to know...
View ArticleDave Pack: I Could Tell You Who The Three Church Leaders Are....But I Won't
I don't think Dave realizes how incredibly stupid he sounds when he writes this stuff! He has been blabbering on for months and months about his god killing three COG leaders, yet he refuses to say...
View ArticleDave Pack Drops Great Reunification of ENTIRE Church to Just 7,000 Members
Dave's great addition of new members is already dropping and they haven't even joined yet!Many Old Testament passages foretell a remnant of physical Israel returning from captivity. In the Zechariah 11...
View ArticleDave Pack: Four Days Remain Till Jesus Comes on Tuesday...After He Missed...
Dave admits he could have written much much more on this great event soon to happen, but too many people are too stupid to grasp what he has to say and others are mocking him, so no one deserves to...
View ArticleJames Malm: Big Band Style Dances at the Feast are CARNAL!
Old James is back in his typical negative Pharisaical mindset today. There does not seem to be much in the world that makes this man happy except for when the law of the Old Testament is discussed....
View ArticleIt Can't Be Anything BUT Personal Opinions and Ideas
" If I were trying to palm myself off as a prophet, I would just spout a personal opinion at this point without worrying about whether I was right or wrong, or what God says. But the above question...
View ArticleJames Malm: Loma Dillon Armstrong Bought Filthy Unclean Furs Into The Church
If you thought the stupidity of the Church of God's greatest Pharisee could not get any crazier, you are wrong!Today, Apostle and false teacher James Malm, in yet another bastardization of God's word,...
View ArticleJames Malm: Women Who Do Not Wear Head Coverings In Church Tend To Be...
What TRUE followers of the Father will be wearing at James Malm's Oregon feast site:James Malm, the Official Church Pharisee of the Church of God, in yet another bastardization of the message of God,...
View ArticleJames Malm: Fruit Salad Hats Are Not Appropriate For Women When They Pray
Several of Malm's online acolytes were a little disturbed by Malm's insistance on women wearing head coverings:An acolyte asks:Okay, I’m not to proud to admit that this entire topic, as presented, is...
View ArticleJames Malm: Men and Women Can Wear Kilts While Praying But Women Must Also...
A Malmites asks:Does the head covering need to be worn while praying at home? Also should wearing pants be considered men’s clothing and what about kilts worn by both men and women?The Chief Pharisee...
View ArticleJames Malm: A Really Converted Woman Even Covers Her Head While Doing Housework
A Malmite asks:James, I pray numerous times per day and Iam sure women do also, are they to don the head covering every time they talk to God in a quick prayer? Iam talking about as I go about doing...
View ArticleRichard Armstrong on "One of the cutest things I've ever seen"
I remember hearing sermon after sermon about what a spiritual giant Richard was and that if he had not died because a car accident [because his own father had refused medical treatment that would have...
View ArticleDave Pack: The True Church of God Mows Grass GOD's Way!
RCG headline: Mowing patterns show off the rolling hills of the campus.God's most important creation since Adam and Eve and leader of the worlds most superfantabulous Church of God...
View ArticleJames Malm: God Is Not Limited By Head Coverings for Women...HOWEVER... It Is...
James Malm, Chief Pharisee of the Malmite Church of God, still does not have the balls to tell his women that they are REQUIRED to wear head coverings. He claims his god is not limited to hear the...
View ArticleGet Your Feast Bumper Stickers! UPDATED
For those nostalgic for the good old days and want to make your car a target of criticism, mockery and possible vandalism, then head over to this site to buy your bumper stickers for the Feast.Who can...
View ArticleVan Robison: "Noah's Ark Found On The Moon"
Noah's Ark Found on the MoonBiblical archaeologists traveled to the moon and discovered Noah's Ark, while scratching around. WCG splinter group heads are elated over this discovery and have purchased...
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