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Dave Pack and His Two Sidekicks To Soon Turn Water Into Blood Before Burning...

Dave is one fearsome dude with his two sidekicks.  Instead of the two witless witnesses (Laura and Ron Weinland) we now have the holy trinity of fearsome prophets (Dave and his two witless witness...

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Dave Pack and His Two Wonder Men

So, let me repeat this—that God was going to use a human spokesman with two others (the men of wonder) becomes its own great proof that God has always intended the First Dominion be carried out under...

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Dave Pack: Some in UCG, LCG, and PCG condemned to "everlasting shame and...

Salvation is only available in the Resorted Church of God  People tin the various COG's that reject Dave now and will do so again in the future.  They are damned to "everlasting shame and contempt."But...

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Dave Pack: My Kingdom Will Have A Dress Code

One thing  that Armstrongism has been obsessed with over the decades is a dress code for members.  It will be no different in Dave Pack's superfantabulous kingdom.   Can you imagine the hell that would...

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Dave Pack: RCG Members Will Be Able To Mass Produce Fig Trees In Kingdom

Just imagine how fun it will be to wave you finger and everyone in your kingdom or world will automatically have a growing fit tree that produces fruit and shade.  Woo Hoo!That is the superfantabulous...

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Dave Pack: My Brain Operates In 'Quick Mode" Which Allows My Words To Flow...

It seems that Dave's members are getting tired of Dave's rapid fire sermons where he chatters like a chipmunk on and one for hours on end, talking fast because he has so much to say that he has to get...

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Dave Pack: The Kingdom Will Be The Ultimate Supernatural Big Bed and Breakfast

Dave Pack's stupidity knows no boundaries.You have a house. I have a house. God has a house—it’s called “the Temple”—but this is different. “In my Father’s residence.” These accommodations, if you want...

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Dave Pack: "Love him or hate him, but he's the man, a wolf not of the Wall...

Dave is hated by readers here because he is The Wolf of Armstrongism, so says one of his delusional followers: You just hate him because he is the most successful of all armstrongite leaders. He...

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James Malm Gets His Legalistic Knickers All In A Knot Because Someone Dared...

One of the traits of the Pharisees in Jewish scriptures was how easily they got their self-righteous knickers in a knot when they were questioned and exposed as hypocrites.  It is no different of day...

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Dave Pack: It Won't be long till all of the COG leaders are dead.

Dave Pack has a been struggling for years in trying to impress various COG ministers that he has had contact with.  All of them know him to the the fraud he is and that does not sit well with him.  He...

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Dave Pack: We are now in Satan's "puny occasion" Stock Market Collapsing

Poor Dave.  One of the problems of continually running off at the mouth is that it is now recorded for history.  Besides making stupid statements about Satan, he also made a false statements about the...

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Dave Pack Has Numbered The Angels

Does anyone dare tell Dave that the number of angels is of no relevance to anyone?  Does it really matter?“I beheld, and I heard the voice of many angels round about the throne and the beasts and the...

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Idiots in the Pulpit: Preacher wants to ban sex...as dangerous as cocaine

“Sex has never been ordained by God,” he began. “In fact, it was the first sin, Adam and Eve and the serpent. And you see what happened to the serpent on that. But, like I say, sex is the problem. If...

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Ron Weinland Disturbed by Continual Loss of Members Out of His Cult

Ever since Ron Weinland was sent to prison for 3 1/2 years, his personality cult has suffered catastrophic loss of members.  When his dingy wife and appallingly corrupt children were left in charge of...

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Dave Pack: RCG Members Will Have The Power To Execute People

When the created creature that Dave Pack calls "jesus" returns to reign BEFORE the tribulation, RCG member will have the power to imprison and execute people who refuse to obey them.  Dave also claims...

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Dave Pack: Hundreds of millions of angels will be at the beck and call of RCG...

Can you imagine being a Restored Church God member who has been told they are the most special people on the entire earth and that heaven will open to their desires and grant them every wish to then...

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Dave Pack: Angels are still guarding the Garden of Eden

It is 2016, thousands of satellites have taken pictures of every inch of this earth.  No mystery dark spot is blotted out on the pictures.  No images of angels guarding the entrance to the Garden of...

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Bob Thiel: No Christian Needs To Celebrate National Holidays (Thanksgiving)...

Almost Arrested Elisha Elijah Amos Joshua Doubly Cursed Bob Thiel is back again his yearly melt down.  Americans are celebrating Thanksgiving and watching evil Satanic  American Football.   Oh the...

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James Malm: Thanksgiving Is a Babylonian Mystery Religion Holiday.

It is Thanksgiving, a day to celebrate the gifts of creation and blessings.  A day to gather with family and friends. A day that you would think most Armstrongites would be appreciative of  due to its...

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