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Elijah David Passover Pack
Passover Dave's Seder plate and Elijah CupThe craziness continues. Elijah Pack is also David C Passover. Is he the thing that Jews have been waiting thousands of years for? 115: For thousands of...
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Elijah Passover Pack Making Claims His Life and Parentage Is Parallel to John...
The Holy Family of Elijah Passover PackElijah Passover Dave is claiming his genealogy is parallel with John the Baptist and that his EXTRAORDINARY parents form a parallel to John's parents. Being born...
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Elijah Passover Pack: Zechariah Came to Point the Way to Me!
Imagine being the worlds most important human to ever exist. Imagine having all scripture written in such a manner to foretell of ones coming. I'm not talking about Jesus or any other biblical...
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Elijah Passover Pack: Book of Malachi Foretells ME and MY Ministry to the Two...
Even Gerald Flurry foretells of the miraculous coming of Elijah Passover Dave!Elijah Passover Dave feels that the book of Malachi was written to foretell of his glorious existence and how he will be...
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Elijah Passover Dave: I would be the LAST prophet EVER to be sent to the...
I tremble at Elijah Passover Dave's awesomeness...Finally brethren, on point 117, Malachi was almost universally seen as the last Old Testament prophet, virtually no one doubts that – this is...
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Elijah Passover Dave: The original Elijah slew with the sword. Could it be...
Narcissism to the extreme:120: Elijah executed a hundred and two pursuers with fire and slew four hundred and fifty prophets of Baal with his sword after using fire to light the offering. Could there...
View ArticleLil'Jimmy Meredith Speaks Out Against NCIS and Gays
Following in his homophobic daddy's footsteps....Watching Lil' Jimmy I can see why so many in the Living Church of God dislike him. Pompous little ass!
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Elijah Passover Pack: I am so highly favored by God that a pick-up truck...
oops....no choof-boop this time!Elijah Passover Dave now reveals how phantom trucks have...choff-booped... right through him!One time when a truck passed right through my car – the same way that woman...
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Elijah Passover Dave: I Am The ONLY One Who Recognizes Herbert Armstrong For...
The only person on this entire earth who understands Herbert Armstrong and what he did is Passover Dave. No one in any leadership position in ANY of the splinter cults understands HWA as Passover Dave...
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Elijah Passover Dave: The Earth Will Be Destroyed By God If The Devil Is...
Thanks to Passover Dave the earth will not be destroyed, even though Satan is really, really pissed at Passover Dave. Whew! What a relief!!!!! Apparently Passover Dave's god will not even allow...
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Elijah Passover Pack: My Wife Is The Only Person In Female Form Who Is As...
Elijah Passover Pack's second wife is starting to sound like Loma Armstrong. Through Loma, Herbert found the "truth." Through Passover Dave's second wife, he has found the "truth."Pretty soon she...
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Elijah Passover Pack: It Is An IMPOSSIBILITY That ANOTHER Elijah Can Come...
Since Elijah Passover Pack is the MAN, there can be no others to come after him that can be Elijah. It is an absolute impossibility. Anyone who claims such a name is an imposter.God does not just...
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Elijah Passover Dave: How I Became Elijah
Asshatery at its finest....I awoke December 23rd ready to study in Zechariah – I wanted to study the things that Zechariah had been… discussed with the angel that had come, those eight visions, and see...
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Elijah Passover Pack: I Will Be The Most Attacked Person In 6,000 Years
Dave lives in his life of privilege and wealth while real Christians are being slaughtered. Elijah Passover Dave is being attacked on all fronts. He is the most persecuted human to exist in the last...
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Elijah Passover Pack: My Childhood Was One Miraculous Event After Another and...
Elijah Passover Dave is such a miraculous person that his god just HAD to watch over him as he was growing up. Since Passover Dave's life was a direct parallel with John the Baptists, there was no way...
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Elijah Passover Pack: I Am Unlike Any Other Human To Ever Exist! It's My Nature!
Elijah Passover Dave is such a miraculous intelligent person that he marvels that people are not able to understand him. He's cut from a different cloth because he channel's Elijah's personality and...
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Eric King Explains Why Elijah Passover Dave Pack Is...
Now we know why Elijah Passover Pack is the way he is! He is part Neanderthal! No wonder he is sooooooooooooooooooooo special!!!!!SOCThas always taught that human evolution is much more complex than...
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Elijah Passover Pack: What Happens When Psychopaths Have Temper Tantrums
Living With A Psychopath - When the Mask SlipsThe next time Passover Dave throws a hissy-fit, just remember that his temper is God ordained. Only the BEST have "strong tempers." So when he is raking...
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Passover Dave Pack: I Will Cause The Earth To Open And Swallow My Enemies
Passover Dave is giddy with delight in imagining that all of his enemies are going to be swallowed up by the earth in a massive earthquake for DARING to attack him. All of those that have left...
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Elijah Passover Pack: Will Be The Song Leader In Millennium Leading All The...
Passover Dave has went from a second rate college student in Pasadena, from being a so-so swimmer to disfellowshipment from Living Church of God to beign Moses and Joshua and now to Elijah. Passover...
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