Just in time for Unleavened Bread
Buy it hereThe perfect phone cover for a Church of God member! The next time you are in a restaurant and a self-righteous church member clicks her tongue because you did not bring a piece of matzoh in...
View ArticleJames Malm Warns His Acolytes To Take Nap Before His So-Called Passover Service
James Malm warns his acolytes that his bastardized version of the Passover Seder is LOOOOONG! If you get exhausted easily please take a nap before the service.This Passover service will be slightly...
View ArticleEric King Goes to the Mountain Top and Has A Vision
Eric King went to the mountain top this past weekend with his 7 "women/wives" and a group of his acolytes where he had a vision. (It is apparently customary for all prophets to have visions from...
View Article"Why I Left The United Church of God"
ESN has a two letters up for a young man who grew up in the WCG then left it during the changes to join the United Church of God.Here is a quote from his letter:My wife and I moved to another area. I...
View ArticleDo You Kneel Before Your Bible and Worship It?
When was the last time you put your Bible on a chair and knelt down in front of it. Hopefully no one here ever has or will. This follower of the Kitchen's doesMichael Wright3 months ago Mr Armstrong...
View ArticleWhen The Moon Can't Be Seen Because It Is Obscured By Clouds Does It Mean It...
The legalistic malarkey that some in Armstrongism go to in order to please their god gets worse every day.Prophet, revelator and the All Knowing One, regarding scripture, James Malm, has a silly little...
View ArticleTedd Armstrong - Techno Pop Song About Herbert Armstrong
Here is the latest from Tedd Armstrong. This is certainly going to piss off the Kitchen family! LOL!
View ArticleDid You As A COG Teen Get 10 Fold More By Being A Church Teen Than An...
Here is the tried and true thinking of many still ensnared by Armstrongism thought processes. Just get over it!From a Facebook WCG related page:Ah, stop crying! Everyone got something outta going to...
View ArticleBob Thiel Slams Rod Meredith, Again.......
Thiel takes the mantle from MeredithPoor prophet Bob, he just cannot get over the fact that Rod Meredith would not listen to his endless and useless rants about true governance and other things.Prophet...
View ArticleBob Thiel: My Path To Prophethood Is Exactly Like Herbert Armstrong's. A...
Prophet Bob Thiel is now using "dreams" to legitimatize his position as a prophet of God. Remember Loma Armstrong's dream she had that spurred HWA to start the Radio Church of God? Bob Thiel is...
View ArticleBob Thiel: I Have Been Betrayed Just Like Herbert Armstrong and Jesus -...
In yet another proof that Bob Thiel is a false prophet, he has placed himself on equal footing with Jesus. Thiel has been betrayed just like Jesus was, but more importantly, just like Herbert...
View ArticleKissing Hank's A$$ - The Story of the Church of God
There are a few swear words for those too delicate to listen.
View ArticleGod Invented Smart Phones Specifically For Bob Thiel To Get His Message Out...
Years ago the Worldwide Church of God made the claim that the printing press had been invented so that Herbert Armstrong could print the "gospel" message for all the world to see. Then when Herbert...
View ArticleIs Eric King An Easy Target For "Cheeseheads?"
The thin-skinned Malmites are getting really perturbed that we continue to make fun of them. One of them had this to say about us. WARNING! There are swear words below for those too delicate to read...
View ArticleWhen Is An Apostle Not A Prophet?
Eric King: HWA's failed prophecies were actually speculative predictions. Therefore, he cannot be held accountable.What we must remember is the fact that God did not call Mr. H.W.Armstrong to be a...
View ArticleJeff"s Story on Leaving United Church of God
Check out the latest story from a former UCG member, his life in Armstongism and his exit:Listen here: Coming Out Conversations – Ep. 23"Jeff, the oldest of 5 kids, was born and raised in the Worldwide...
View ArticleJames Malm's "god" Only Answers Prayers In Proportion to How Many of the 613...
The Church of Malm, always looking for the right combination, never realizing the safe is already unlocked.James Malm's pathetic whoring to the "law" over the sanctification and justification of Jesus...
View ArticleWhat Does Eric King and Bill Clinton Have In Common?
OK, I know the first answer you all came up with....multiple women......but that's not all that they share in common. Both believe in UFO's, though Clinton is more vague about it all.King is all a...
View ArticleGerald Flurry Dares To Write About Self-Righteousness
Of all the hypocritical things that Gerald Flurry could have written about he has to choose "self-righteousness." There is not a humble bone in Flurry's body, nor in his son Stevie and the rest of the...
View ArticleBob Thiel Now Poaching Ministers From UCG and Other COG's
Some things in Armstrongism never change! Well, maybe I should have said, Things NEVER change in Armstrongism.All the 700 some splinter personalty cults of Armstrongism are only in existence because...
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