GTA's Propehcy About Bob Thiel
God's Word is literally filled with fearsome WARNINGS to any and all who would presumptuously SET THEMSELVES UP as "teachers" of the people, when God has not specifically PLACED them in that office!...
View ArticleJudging and Discipline According to Armstrongism
"Christ will certainly guide His ministers in judging His people today. He intends to present the church holy and blameless before God. The Bible form of church discipline is one of the means Christ is...
View ArticleChurch 1955 - Pray and Pay. That is your Duty
graphic courtesy of SHTSo there you have it. This is your duty as a Church of God member.You are expected to answer questions from others, but you were never allowed to ask the really hard questions....
View ArticleHerbal Detoxification – A Parable
Herbal Detoxification – A Metaphorical Story“A Parable”guest writer: SHTEleven herbs and spices, so goes the popular catch-phrase for one of the most well-known Chicken-Centric eateries in the United...
View ArticleAustralian Government Comes to Bat For GCI After Greens Party Falsely Accused...
It was reported a while back here and in various Australian news services that Grace Communion was actively promoting gay conversion therapy in its chaplaincy program. Apparently a member of the...
View ArticleChurch Ministry Makes Fun of Effeminate Men, but Also Says They Knew of Abuse...
clipping submitted by SHTThe Worldwide Church of God was actually no better than the Catholic church when it came to abuse of the youth in the church. While the physical abuse was more physical with...
View ArticleFestival Jane Wonders About the Sabbath
"Festival Jane"*, a devout, dedicated, and extremely zealous new convert, had some questions about keeping the Sabbath properly. She turned to an article in the Good News for answers. This is "her"...
View ArticleThe Ultimate Conspiracy Theory
THE ULTIMATE CONSPIRACY THEORYByLonnie C Hendrix aka Miller JonesA friend (who is also part of the Armstrong Church of God culture) recently forwarded me a couple of articles on the mechanics of...
View ArticleGerald Weston: We Are Not Delusional! We Are Not Crazy!
Gerald Weston has sent out a letter to the faithful as they prepare for the fall holy days, which all lead up to The Last Great Day when faithful LCG members will become God and rule the universe. But...
View ArticleLiving Church of God On How To Dress For The Feast
Apparently, the boys in Charlotte still think LCG members are too stupid to know how to dress appropriately. For over 80 years now the record is still skipping in the same spots.What Is Appropriate...
View ArticlePining For The New Moon
Leave it to James Malm to make life ridiculously legalistic as he searches for the faintest glimpse of the New Moon in order for him to officially declare the Feast of Trumpets is happening. Imagine...
View ArticleThe Red Heifer Has Been Born, Prophecy Comes Alive, Armstrongites Flip Out
The WND, the official news source for many Churches of God is breathlessly reporting that the first red heifer in 2,000 years has been born in Israel. According to Numbers 19 the red heifer was to be...
View ArticlePhiladelphia Church of God's Gerald Flurry Now Claims To Be "Shiloh" And...
First, we had Joseph Smith claiming that Independence, Missouri would be the site of the New Jerusalem where Jesus would return to. Then we had David C Pack claiming that Jesus was returning to...
View ArticleLCG 2018 Dress Code vs COG 1960 (The Good Old Days)
Above is a picture from 1960 of the Feast of Tabernacles in Big Sandy. How dare those men be seen in short sleeve shirts or not wearing a tie! Open neck collars, GHASTLY DAYS! Women with exposed...
View ArticleCOG Hurricane Shield Collapses As Satan Attacks East Coast Feast Sites With...
The Time-Worn, Hurricane-Reversing, Feast-Saving Hurricane Shield that in decades past was rumored to turn hurricanes around and back to sea, saving a few thousand dedicated Church of God Feast-goers...
View ArticleHWA: Disobedient Women Blaspheming The Church
Good News 1969Have you ever noticed how women in the church were always the ones being picked on and maligned? Never mind the fact the ministry in Pasadena was corrupt to the core, it was still the...
View ArticleThe MARK of the Cult
For it was, in the days of the Great Worldwide Church, that those who were of the called and the chosen shall be deemed to be separate, and shall establish unto themselves therein thy chosen...
View ArticlePat Robertson, The Church of God and Hurricanes
A reader here commented on another thread:Yesterday Pat Robinson said that his prayers had diverted the hurricane away from Virginia Beach southward to the heathens in the Carolinas. (He may not have...
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