"Where in the World are The Splinters?"
"In six short weeks, the “Church of God landscape” will forever change. Saturday, August 31 will be a Sabbath unlike any other in history. It will be the first time in decades that all of God’s people around the world will be meeting together in the same locations for services. Words cannot describe the excitement and happiness that will be everywhere soon after this reunification. In many areas, much of or possibly even entire congregations might “roll over” into The Restored Church of God. Brethren will have had weeks to prepare for this and to “consider their ways” before God. Those who come will have been led to return to the Body of Christ the day before this Sabbath. Reread this last sentence."
Screed #23
" I tell you...they are coming. They are.... You people just don't have faith! God would not have revealed the real meaning of Haggai in a year different from the year it was going to happen. Think! Consider! Ask why you don't get it. How many proofs do I have to give!"
(I made this one up...for now)
Well, here we are. Getting into the last week of August and still nothing much on the horizon as far as Exodus 2013 is concerned. At least nothing visible on my end. I can't imagine if there had not been some major defections especially by men of renoun, Dave would not have spoken up to at least use it for advertising and propaganda. I could be wrong. Maybe there are lines of ministers right now being processed and tested , hidden away in sound proof booths with their cell phones confiscated.
Reporting For Ministry Mr. Pack...Sir!
I imagine there are look outs posted all around the grounds for signs of unusual traffic and movement into Wadsworth and towards God's Headquarters.
"No Sir..we're looking. We don't see anything yet."
"Yes Sir...of course we're looking out the entrance towards Giant Eagle.
"No Sir...I'm sorry. The parking lots aren't filled up yet. We have a few spaces left"
"Sir! I think I see a group from United coming onto the property!"
"Oh sorry Sir...my bad. It's the group who want their retirements and 401k's back from last week."
"Yes Sir, that's exactly where we referred them."
" Yes Sir...we'll look again. Where are you looking Sir? Oh wait! Yes we see that too..."
"No sorry Sir...that's just those former employee kids again...Yes sir, the ones you called demon possessed in church for not sitting still while you spoke."
"Yes Sir, we see them too. Those are the staff you just let go and took their fleet cars."
"We do have a second minister here wanting an audience. He doesn't want to say which splinter he is from until he knows he passes the test."
"Oh sorry Sir...we thought you said 'fork him. Our bad."
"No...just be a bit more patient Sir. I'm sure they are all getting gas even as we speak."
"Yes sir. As painful as that sounds, we will do that Sir and let you know if we see anything happening."
"Hi Sir..No Sir. Not much going on here. It could happen Sir."
