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New COG Dating App Is Released Just In Time For Feast Match-up's

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The Feast of Tabernacles is right around the corner. For singles in the church this is a good time to find you a Godly mate. So, here is a list of hot church singles seeking possible lifetime marriage.

Dale; 41 y/o former gay male been a baptized member for 9 years. After, much fasting, fervent prayer, being a member of the festival choir last year and 5 anointings he's now straight. Dale, is looking for a Godly baptized woman for possible dating and marriage. Contact 3107







Cal; a 55 y/o raised church virgin. He drinks a glass of fresh squeezed OJ everyday, gives himself a vigorous rub down with a towel after each shower, sprinkles wheatgerm on all his foods and wears loose fitting boxers. Ladies, if you speak Hebrew it's a plus, must believe in natural child birth and home schooling. Contact 6705



Donna; 49 y/o raised in God's church since 12 years of age. Baptized the last 20 years. Pros: Can quote the whole Book of Revelations by memory. Makes all her clothes. She fasts twice a week and took first place in the talent show. Cons: suffers from chronic toenail infections and UTIs. Currently on garlic treatment. Hopefully she will be off the garlic by the feast. Contact 1855


 

Lilly; 36 y/o bi-org swinger. Swings from LCG org to UCG org 2-3 times a year with family members in both orgs.Contact: 5401





 
Bill; 57 y/o widower whose wife died during natural child birth. 36 year baptized church member looking for a deeply converted homemaker to help can and preserve his 25 acre organic garden and raise his 6 children, ages 4 -16. I'll be your Abraham and you'll be my Sarah. If you're of child bearing age I don't mind raising a few more olive plants. Contact 2305




 


Linda; 41 y/o single woman. I need a man. Contact 4679





Dave; 46 y/o looking for a woman to share the blessing of his upcoming 3rd tithe year. Looking for a Proverbs 31 type gal. Must be a good cook and house cleaner and don't give me no lip. A plus if you're into the Hebrew Roots Movement. Contact: 3090

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Disclaimer after pressing "Like" or "Meet" or "Send A Message": 

Ministerial Approval required. A copy of your message will be sent to your local pastor. Subject to meeting Terms and Conditions. If approval is met, your message will be sent to your match. Double dating may be required on the first date. Only restaurants, skating rinks, or movies is permitted on the first date. PDA is forbidden, which means you agree to no holding hands, inappropriate dress, kissing, necking, petting, standing too close to each other, dancing without light in between, or any other contact which is considered worldly. COG will verify church attendance prior to sending message. You may not use 1st, 2nd, or 3rd tithe for dating. All conversations may be recorded. Using this service permits App to track location at all times. COG reserves right to terminate service at any time with little to no notice. Counseling may be required after the third date. Side hugs only for the first date. No exceptions. The App will monitor for use of foul language. Use of foul language will terminate service. Minister may terminate date via App if date lasts too long. Use of App requires both parties fill out a full Date Report at the conclusion of Date. Date App will not be available during Local Church Services. After 10 dates COG may determine future date status, and possible Upgrades as warranted. Failure to use app in accordance with Terms and Conditions may result in termination of App and COG Membership. May Not Trade with any other person. Must Adhere to all Doctrines and Church Guidelines while using this App. COG assumes no responsibility for outcome of dates, nor does COG assume any responsibility or liability for any action due to or occurring because of date. User revokes any expectation of privacy at all times. App will ask for use of camera, and full permissions of call logs, data, phone messages, and contacts. Not to be used for any other purpose. Not to be used by ineligible members. Contact Member Services for ful details. THIS APP IS NOT AVAILABLE ON THE SABBATH OR ON HOLY DAYS. Thank you for using the App. 

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