Dennis On NOAA Predicting Where Bob's Wrath Filled 'god' Will Strike Next

VALID 041200Z – 051200Z
MULTIPLE, " THIS IS GOING TO HURT ME MORE THAN IT DOES YOU", ASSULTS FOR SEVERE TSTM DEVELOPMENT AND I HOPE TO BRING YOU INTO MY CHURCH ARE POSSIBLEESPECIALLY TUESDAY AFTERNOON/EVENING. WITH A RELATIVELY STEEP ELEVATED MIXED LAYER AND LOW-LEVEL MOISTURE, AND A VERY ANGRY DEITY,  HAVING RETURNED INTO THEREGION /SOLID 60S F SURFACE DEWPOINTS/…THE DEITY SHOULD BECOMEMODERATELY UNSTABLE BY AFTERNOON…ESPECIALLY ACROSS SOUTHERN KS AND WESTERN/NORTHERN OK AND ADJACENT TX PANHANDLE. ON THE SOUTHWEST FRINGE OF EARLY DAY CLOUD COVER/PRECIPITATION…SEVERE TSTM
 
DEVELOPMENT MAY OCCUR ALONG THE WSW-ENE ORIENTED FRONTAL ZONE ACROSS
SOUTHERN/EASTERN KS. DEEP CONVECTIVE TRYING DEVELOPING…AT LEAST ON AN
ISOLATED BASIS…WILL BE POSSIBLE BY LATE AFTERNOON NEAR THE SURFACE
TRIPLE POINT ACROSS WEST/NORTHWEST OK OR NEARBY TX PANHANDLE. OTHER
ATTEMPTS TOWARD REPENTANCE ARE LIKELY TO INCREASE ACROSS THE CO/NORTHEAST NM FRONT RANGEAND SPREAD EAST-SOUTHEASTWARD ACROSS THE HIGH PLAINS INTO TUESDAY AFTERNOON.

GIVEN THE EXPECTED MOISTURE/INSTABILITY ACROSS THE REGION…VERTICALSHEAR AND SEVERE ANGULAR SPINNING BY THE DEITY WILL BE MORE THAN SUFFICIENT /40+ KT/ FOR SUPERCELLS/SUSTAINEDSEVERE TRYING AND MULTIPLE ATTACKS CAPABLE OF LARGE HAIL…WIND DAMAGE…AND PERHAPS ATORNADO OR TWO. WITH AID OF A NOCTURNALLY STRENGTHENING "I"LL BE BACK IF THIS DOESN"T WORK THIS TIME" .  THE DEITY  MAY PERSIST/CONSOLIDATE AS HE  MOVES GENERALLYEASTWARD IN VICINITY OF THE REPENTANCE ZONE TUESDAY NIGHT.