It is always fascinating reading the shear nonsense that various cult leaders and members post on their Facebook pages and websites. The COG has always had an inner cabal of members who thought they had the inside track to secret knowledge. That secret knowledge led to some crazy people over the decades saying and doing a lot of weird things. These weirdos also attracted equally weird followers, just as they still do today.
We have Bob Thiel, who after a couple of nightmares brought on by some bad Mexican food, declared that God spoke to him in those nightmares. God apparently had run out of men to run yet another COG so he had to resort to Bob Thiel to be his end time man. After stabbing his "daddy" Rod Meredith in the back, Thiel declared he was a prophet and Chief Overseer of the best Church of God in this end times.
Then there is the Kitchen clan who have elevated Herbert Armstrong and his writings right up there beside Jesus and the Bible. No man in human history has ever been used more mightily than Herb Armstrong. No book in the history of civilization has ever been written that is as powerful as The Mystery of the Ages. It sits right next to the Bible in its importance. No human writings are worth preserving more than Herb's.
So what do these guys all have in common? They both believe that The Nevada County Scooper is a legitimate source of news and truth. Almost-arrested Bob Thiel got all giddy with excitement last week when he reported how the Bilderberg's were meetings in Sierra City, CA so that they could visit the grave of Adolph Hitler, who was reported to be buried nearby. Days went by as he was mocked by scores of people for falling for such stupidity.
Now we can add Timothy Kitchen Jr. to the Nevada Scooper fan club! Tim Kitchen Jr. is reporting that President Trump has finally put an end to the jets flying over the country and leaving those evil chemtrails.
Kitchen writes that Trump is ending the chemtrail spraying and that they will now turn off all the"smart meters so we can bake from the sun." Kitchen even invokes the Bible to support this belief.
Both of these numbnuts apparently do not have the common sense to understand that the Nevada County Scooper is a satire site. Satire, boys...satire.
