The boozy witnesses
Relax everyone! Our savior are in our midst. Thanks to that amazing ministry of the recently released felon Ron Weinland and his money laundering wife Laura America's salvation rests in their hands.
God has now placed the main hope of the United States squarely in the hands of His two witnesses who alone are given the power to help deliver them. The extent of destruction that each of the trumpet blasts and thunders can inflict upon her depends solely on the extent that she will humble herself and listen to God’s two witnesses. If she will not listen, she will not only suffer from great destruction inflicted by a powerful military strike against her, but catastrophic events from natural disasters and plagues can have just as massive of an impact. These actually have the ability to become far more destructive than the weapons that will be used against her. It all depends on her response toward God and those whom He has sent to them. The fate of the people of the United States rests fully in their own hands and whether they can be humbled quickly or not. Chapter 6, Part 3Dingy Ron and his equally dingy wife are our new saviors.
Dave Pack can't help us. He can't even gather tens of thousands of COG members to jump over to his group, so why would we ever believe him? Gerald Flurry won't help, between paying for operetta's about sex and his grand-kid's Irish dance lessons, he cant afford to help us. And Rod Meredith is so preoccupied by gay sex that he can't help. Bob Amos Thiel is a fraud, so there is no help coning from him. Herbert is dead, so that help is long gone...though he may be resurrected to come back and whip the church and the country into shape. All of this epic failure only leaves two ideal people. Ron and Laura Weinland, our saviors.
But how much faith can we put in felon Ron Weiland? Every single prophecy he has ever uttered has been a complete and well documented failure. Ron is a liar and Laura is a liar.
The prophecy schtick that the ministers of Armstrongism trot forth day by day is a failure also. Hundreds and hundreds of uttered and worsen properties have failed. Not one thing they have said has been true.