The COG related Yahoo groups are always an interesting place to visit. They are filled with Pharisaical law keepers, people pretending to be Christian while pretending to be Jews, British Israelite mythology pushers, and major HWA worship. All of this ties into prophecy since we are in the last days of humanity.
Today its about the the new€5Euro note that is out that pictures Europa riding on the back of a white bull as a hologram. In Armstrongite mythology this is a sure sign that the Beast is arising in Europe and will soon align with a demon possessed Pope who will then rage war on the Untied States, Britain, Canada, New Zealand and Australia.
Of course this nasty Pope will be particularly pissed at the COG and will persecute it. Only for a little while though...what remains of the U.S Government will put all COG members on planes with cracked wings and ship them off to Jordon where the Muslim hoards will welcome with open arms a bunch a rabid conservative Christians who are fighting among themselves. The Muslims will be so eager to get these lunatics off their hands that they will ship them to Petra where the Marriott and Hilton will have prepared for their arrival a feast of manna, milk and honey. Then WWIV will take place as Pack, Flurry, Thiel, Meredith and others all start fighting over who is in charge.
Meanwhile the invading German/Chinese/Muslim (depends on which COG leader you follow) armies will have set up their HQ's in Wadsworth, Charlotte and Edmond because they will be so awe struck by the opulence that they will not want to destroy the campuses. Then the Laodicean COG members who rejected their calling will wake up and help the two Witless Witnesses, Ron and Laura Wienland finish the work. Then Jesus returns and loyal COG members will be made rulers of cities, nations and planets where they will rule with rod's of iron. Satan will then be thrown into the pits of hell that have open up in Arroyo Grande.
The series' central figure is Europa, a Phoenician princess abducted and then raped by Zeus disguised as a white bull. The story inspired the ancient Greeks to use ‘Europe’ to name the continent.
The princess is often depicted sitting on the bull but the note carries only her profile in a watermark and in a hologram.
The portrait was taken from a 2,000 year-old jug of wine found in southern Italy that is on display at the Louvre in Paris.
Many times the Great Whore is pictured holding a chalice. In the chalice of the Great Whore will be Sauce Tomat. This is the new mark of the Beast meant to deceive the elect from their calling. The reason is, in a lot of restaurants tomato sauce is made with salt pork. Horrors! There is pork juice in that lasagna, soup or tomato sauce. Horrors! HWA ate it, why can't you?
Although most of the sauce recipes that I've been giving for the Mother Sauces yield 1 quart (1 liter), this recipe will yield 2 quarts since you can almost never have enough tomato sauce, and it is always better the next day anyway. For Escoffier's recipe you will need:
- 2-3 oz (56-84 g) Salt Pork. Salt pork comes from the belly portion of the pig, just like bacon. However, unlike bacon, salt pork is never smoked, and the fattier (more white), the better.
- 3 oz (84 g) Carrots, peeled and medium diced
- 3 oz (84 g) White or Yellow onion, medium diced
- 2 oz (56 g) whole butter
- 2-3 oz (56-84 g) Flour, All Purpose
- 5 lbs (2.25 Kilos) Raw, Good quality tomatoes, quartered
- 1 qt (1 lt) White Veal Stock
- 1 clove freshly crushed garlic
- Salt and Pepper To taste
- Pinch of Sugar
Can you believe COG members have the where-with-all to mock people for telling the story of Santa Claus when this kind of idiocy reigns supreme in their minds? St. Nick pales in comparison with some of the stupidity that circulates in Armstrongism.