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Bwana Bob’s Eternal German Beast Hunt: Why Baron Guttenberg Remains the...
Bob Thiel has done it again.An AfD candidate in Saxony-Anhalt gets called “Germany’s most dangerous man” by Der Spiegel. Mainstream politicians openly discuss whether the party should be banned. Actual...
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Are YOU Paying Enough to Be Philadelphia? A 1966 Checklist for the Truly Special
Samuel Kitchen has reposted Leroy Neff's 1966 article on Are YOU a Philadelphia Christian?This article has zero relevance to modern Christianity. It is pure 1960s Worldwide Church of God (Armstrongist)...
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"...parsing the laws of Torah in light of the life, death and resurrection of...
A reader here with an SDA background sent this to me: BB wrote:I had read some comments years ago on one of the blogs which credited the Seventh Day Adventists with parsing the laws of Torah in light...
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Wade Cox Absurdity: Jesus Returns In 2030 - Get Your Act Together So You Can...
Wade Cox’s 2030 Timeline: Another Armstrongite “Holy Seed” Fantasy That New Covenant Christians Can Safely IgnoreWade Cox, Coordinator General of the Christian Churches of God, has once again blessed...
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Crackpot Prophet Tries To "One Up" Wade Cox's 2030 Date by Claiming Christ...
We had wade Cox opening his asinine mouth the other day about Jesus retiring in 2030. Now Crackpot Bob is trying to one up Wade and claim Jesus is returning in 2033/34, maybe, possibly, could be,...
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Bwana Bob’s Exclusive Bible Franchise: From the Apostles Straight to Arroyo...
Bob Thiel’s grand claim is that the true “Church of God” alone possessed and preserved the New Testament canon (and for that matter, the ENTIRE Bible) from the apostles forward, that Catholics and...
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Crackpot Bob's “Greco-Roman” Smear: When Historical Illiteracy Masquerades as...
Crackpot Bob’s “Greco-Roman” label is not the devastating smear he imagines. It is a self-refuting rhetorical tic that collapses under the weight of the New Testament itself, the historical setting of...
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The Vine and the Dead Sticks: How the “One True Church” Became a Forest of...
Fitly Joined Together? Herbert Armstrong’s One True Church Meets the Reality of a Thousand SplintersSamuel Kitchen recently posted a 1981 quote from Herbert W. Armstrong that paints a picture of...
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Shake, Rattle & Roll… Straight Into the Cult: Crackpot Bob's Earthquake...
Crackpot Bob, the self-appointed prophet of perpetual doom, is once again staring into the camera from his book-lined bunker of doom, waving his hands like a man who’s just spotted a magnitude-12...
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Make-A-Will Month Special: Leave It to LCG, Because Family Is Just a Bunch of...
“Dear Brethren… Please Die Conveniently”Gerald Weston’s Latest Money-Grubbing MasterpieceThe classic Armstrongist con: wrap a naked cash grab in a few cherry-picked Bible verses, sprinkle in some “we...
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The Suspenders of Doom: How One Man in Iowa Just Demoted Germany and Promoted...
God's greatest gift to the church (after Bob Thiel, of course) is Samuel Kitchen—the self-appointed restorer of the last true remnant of the Worldwide Church of God, just did a video broadcast...
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Gerald Flurry’s Masterclass in Irony: Preaching Forgiveness While Enforcing...
Christ’s sacrifice and resurrection do not make any of us “worthy” in the sense of earning God’s favor through our own effort. Scripture is blunt: every human being is a sinner who falls short (Romans...
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Jesus Is Coming Back… to Enforce the Shadow While the Substance Sits in the...
The Importance of Truth (Armstrongism Edition)Or: How to Preach John 8:32 While Running a Multi-Decade Fact-Free ZoneJesus said, “You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.”Beautiful...
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UCG: New Generation Incoming! Quick, Someone Tell Them We’ve Been Busily...
Thirty Years of “Almost There”: UCG’s Epic Journey to Finally Doing the WorkAh, yes, the United Church of God Council of Elders Report. Always a treasure trove of understated comedy. John Elliott, in a...
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Rhinestones, Books, and Hospitals vs. Plaques, Scandals, and Endless Splits
Armstrongism had a real knack for denigrating anyone outside their exclusive little circle—especially if they were an entertainer, and heaven forbid, a professed Christian entertainer. Nothing set...
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Armstrongism: A Failed Work of Men
Armstrongism: A Failed Work of Men Herbert and Garner Ted Armstrong are long dead, and the Worldwide Church of God which they built no longer exists! There isn’t anything left of the Ambassador...
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Crackpot Prophet's 15 Year Long Bitterness Causes Him To Lash Out Once Again...
In December 2011 Bob Thiel submitted wording changes to Living Church of God’s Statement of Official Beliefs. Charlotte evangelists and ministers allegedly nodded along like they always did whenever...
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Please Advise: How a Grown Man Checked His Brain at the Door and Outsourced...
A former Worldwide Church of God member supposedly wrote to Bob Thiel with a problem that should have been solved by adulthood: he could not decide which splinter group to join. The churches disagreed...
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PCG: They Didn’t Win in Court. They Bought Their Way Out—Then Edited Herbert...
The Philadelphia Church of God has spent more than two decades crowing that it “won” the lawsuit the Worldwide Church of God filed after PCG printed Herbert W. Armstrong’s writings without permission....
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LCG Admits They Have Little to No Growth While Bob Thiel and Wade Cox Claim...
Forty years after Herbert Armstrong's death, despite hundreds of splinter groups all proclaiming themselves as the one true Philadelphia church, not a single one is able to attract and maintain...
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Bob Thiel, Despite The Law Being Weak and Useless, Still Claims Christians...
Bob Thiel is back with his repeat article where he gets all prissy about Banned claiming tithing is no longer commanded. The fact still remains, tithing is not a New Covenant command. Bob Thiel and the...
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Is the COG Pulpit a Place for Ministers to Air Their Pet Theories,...
A review of Nathan Albright's paper on: The Importance of Teaching What the Bible Says from the Pulpit and Avoiding Personal Speculation as an Abuse of the Power of the PulpitThe white paper argues...
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Dave Pack: A Masterclass in Unsealing the Book of Daniel
David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God has been claiming to unseal the book of Daniel since 2015. This embarrassing supercut illustrates the absurdity of the prophetic doctrines of The Restored...
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CG7-D: Still Alive Enough to Annoy the One True Philadelphia Franchise
COGwriter ExclusiveAnd to the angel of the church in Sardis write—which, after careful study of the mail routes of Roman Asia and my own departure from Charlotte, I have determined is Denver.These...
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Division Trumps Unity: Nine Different COG's Will Be Keeping The Feast In...
Like a mighty armyMoves the Church of God:Brothers, we are treadingWhere the saints have trod;We are not divided,All one Body we—One in hope and doctrine,One in charity.The Armstrongist version of the...
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