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Crackpot Bob Special Edition: How to Predict the Exact Opposite of What...
I try not to get into politics on here because it is as batshit crazy as Armstrongism is, but this was just too delightful not to mess with. God's greatest gift to the Churches of God and humanity...
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Help Stop Satan From Violating The Mother Church: Christ's Official Cashier...
This is a test. Time is short. He is angry. He is yelling...or at least tries to.Samuel W. Kitchen, a third-generation Worldwide Church of God remnant from Iowa, has posted another urgent Sabbath-day...
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The Gospel of Perpetual Doom: Why Armstrongism Treats 'Fear Not' Like a...
Crackpot Bob has a new article that is so dripping with fear your computer monitor will get wet just reading it. AI biological viruses, disease, famines, earthquakes, biological weapons, chemical...
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Malachi 3 Meets PayPal: Restoring Pasadena From Keosauqua - Send ME Your...
There seems to be no end to the depths of human turpitude on display in Samuel Kitchen's descent into COG madness. He has set himself up as the restorer of the one true Worldwide Church of God - a name...
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Are You a Peacemaker? Because Nothing Says ‘Peacemaker’ Like 30 Years of...
Doug Winnail's recycled "Are You a Peacemaker?" article (this version is basically the 1999/2007 Living Church News piece with a 2026 date slapped on it) is a masterclass in Armstrongist irony. Living...
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Dave Pack vs. Bob Thiel: Competing for the Title of "Most Accurate...
God's most perfect and only true Church of God leader in this horrendous end-times dispensation of the prophetic work of God has always tried to remind us daily that only through himself and his little...
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Dave Pack: The Long, Slow Crawl to Atonement
The Long, Slow Crawl to AtonementDavid C. Pack of The Restored Church of God has been exceptionally boring over the last five months. After his 144th attempt at legitimacy failed on Pentecost (May 24,...
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The COG Watchmen that No One Even Knows About
In COG lore, the Watchmen stand at the wall, warning the world about their impending doom. Every COG claims to have one, yet NO ONE in the world even knows who they are.For decades, the Living Church...
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LCG: Please Review the Booklet "Germany in Prophecy" Before Satan and the...
Living Church of God, ever true to Roderick Meredith's hyperventilating past, has started hyperventilating again. Germany is "rising." Members need to dust off Germany in Prophecy. The AfD just scored...
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Future World Administrators: The Law Division
Reading this article, Preparing for Rulership by J. Charles Ogwyn, feels like flipping through the strangest recruitment pamphlet you've ever seen-welcome to the Davidic School of Future World...
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Prophet Bob vs. the Thermometer: El Niño Is Forming. Bob's Patience With This...
God's most favorite self-appointed crackpot prophet, Bob Thiel, has once again detected the unmistakable scent of the Last Days in a weather report. Europe had a hot summer. California is hot because...
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September 11 and the Churches of God
It is hard to believe that 25 years have passed since the World Trade Center was attacked by Islamic extremist vermin. Today, in 2026, an entire generation knows very little about that horrendous day....
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Malachi 3:10, Iowa Edition: Bring the Whole Tithe Into the Barn: The...
For sixteen years, Samuel W. Kitchen would not touch the tithe. Not a dime. Not a widow's mite. Not even a spiritually significant Amazon gift card. He labored with his own fingers, as Isaiah...
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How curiosity saved me from a doomsday cult | Gabrielle Steele | TEDxAirlie
What if the opposite of certainty isn’t doubt, but curiosity? Gabrielle Steele reflects on her 21 years inside an apocalyptic cult and how unquestioned beliefs can quietly shape identity, morality,...
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Thankful for the Truth Nobody Else Is Allowed to Understand
Armstrongism has always sold itself as the last unlocked room in the house of Christianity. Everyone else had the furniture. Only Herbert W. Armstrong, we were told, had the key. "The Truth" was not...
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The Ministry Vacated So Christ Had To Ordain Me
There is a special kind of confidence that only exists in the Armstrongist remnant universe. It is the confidence that allows a man in Keosauqua, Iowa, to look at the wreckage of the old Worldwide...
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Armstrongism's Favorite Control Issue Just Got Smaller: Crackpot Bob and the...
Crackpot Bob, self-appointed prophet of the Continuing Church of Prophetic Recycling, and pretend professional commenter on everything from European beasts to wearables as 666-adjacent, has decided...
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Saxony-Anhalt Votes, America Prepares for Servitude: The COG WWIII Prophecy...
Congratulations, America. A political party just won a state election in Saxony-Anhalt, a place most Americans could not find on a map if you handed them the map, a highlighter, and a three-hour head...
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Armstrongism's Longest Running Ministry To Its Members: You Are Too Stupid To...
Living Church of God is once again telling grown adults what to wear to church and what kind of swimsuit will not scandalize the Millennium. Coats, collared shirts, ties, and nice slacks for men. For...
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